I’d tell my mom, and I’d tell her that my dad wanted me to stay quiet for $10. $10!
My favorite KITH sketch ever. “… Except I don’t lick strangers’ faces unless I’m fucking them.”
(via nightmancometh)
It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he’s terribly strong. And if he’s stronger than I, I’m the one who can’t live with him. … I’m neither smart nor stupid, but I don’t think I’m a run-of-the-mill person. I’ve been in business without being a businesswoman, I’ve loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I’ve loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I’ve done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.Coco Chanel (via myquotelibrary)
(via myquotelibrary)
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